yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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