He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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