her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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