also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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