So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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