dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
‎"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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