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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.

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(941): View more from Florida

so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

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(818): View more from California

well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

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(225): View more from Louisiana

But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.

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(702): View more from Nevada

you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.

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