maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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