Don't you send me to vm
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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