she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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