I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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