1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Rumble strips road head = magical
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
