I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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