i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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