Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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