I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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