Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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