But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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