She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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