i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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