You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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