I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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