He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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