we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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