I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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