It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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