no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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