she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
