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(302): View more from Delaware

So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?

(443): View more from Maryland

I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"

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(314): View more from Missouri

screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.

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(509): View more from Washington

no you're not allowed back

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.

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(541): View more from Oregon

By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.

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