I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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