She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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