fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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