Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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