end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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