it wasn't lemon gatorade
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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