well I can't set my house on fire every night
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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