i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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