you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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