Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is Oprah even human
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
