dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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