Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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