I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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