Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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