I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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