"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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