he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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