So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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