Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
don't judge my taste in strippers
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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