Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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