Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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