Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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